10 AM as I”m just waking up, brushing my teeth, can’t forget my cell phone, should I take The M Train or walk to The L Train, buy a New York Post, egg and cheese bagel should I sit next to the smelly hipsters or sit next to lady with the screaming kids, I don’t wanna bum rush this old lady creeping up the steps at Bway Lafayette, I’m going to change all the stations on the TV’s in the NYU library to Fox News as I get on with my day because its Friday, Friday…